one of my friends noticed a mosquito had landed on his bicep so he flexed and the rush of blood to his biceps muscle filled up the mosquito so much it exploded and to this day it’s one of the most badass things I’ve ever heard
I have arrived in hell.
I was like “Hell is red plastic utensils?” but then I saw it.
I don’t get it? is it something about the scciors
this week on “i didnt study for my homestuck finals”
Boy finds loaded assault weapon in movie theater bathroom.
9news.com: A 9-year-old boy found a loaded handgun inside an Ybor City movie theater bathroom on Father’s Day.
The gun was a Glock 26 9mm.
“My son opened the door and immediately said dad there’s a gun in the bathroom,” recounted Wesley Noland, the boy’s father.
Noland was at the Muvico theater in Centro Ybor with his two sons to see the new Superman movie.
He said the weapon was sitting on top of the toilet paper dispenser.
“When I was in the bathroom there were two other fathers and three kids and the theater was very busy and the place was full of kids and families.”
Noland, an ex-Marine who has a Concealed Weapons Permit, said he immediately secured the handgun and called police.
“That the gun could have been picked up by a child, or it could have been picked up by a convicted felon or a rowdy group of teenagers or something like that,” Noland said. “But in any case, it could have been used in a crime or accidentally discharged and it could have killed somebody in the theater — worst of all a kid.”
The Glock 26 semi-automatic pistol was covered under the now-expired Assault Weapons Ban — which means that America is now so saturated with firearms that you can just find assault weapons just laying around.
But hey, gun owners are super-responsible and should be blindly trusted.
I swapped Azula and Zuko’s tanks, and Zuko just looks so sad in the 1.5 gallon. And Azula looks so damn happy in the 5 gallon.
At the very least, I’ll buy him a 3-gallon or something. Petco sells those for cheap. And I’ll just periodically swap the tanks so no one fish lives constantly in a bigger tank…
shampoo for my real friends
real poo for my sham friends
This will be my senior quote
It’s made from steel-cut oats and its all warm and fresh and cozy and it comes with brown sugar and almond slivers and craisins and djgsakjgdakgsa it’s just SO GOOD.
Totally worth spending 5 bucks on a bowl of oatmeal.
I fucking love oatmeal.
cosplaying with friends
coordinated cosplays with friends
large group cosplays
meeting internet friends at cons and cosplaying